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Vampires only have two actual weaknesses: silver, and the inability to enter a home without permission.
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"Who are all those kids with the weird costumes?" asked my daughter, as I took her trick or treating.
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"There was a monster on your shoulder, but I blasted it!" said my daughter, pointing her plastic magic wand at me.
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He told me the weapon would not only completely destroy the target, but erase all memory that it ever existed.
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"I dreamed that Santa was asking me to invite him in the house, but I said I'd have to ask my dad and..."
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"No, you if you take me to school, the monsters will kill daddy!" my daughter screamed, as I dragged her to the car.
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