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It's kind of sad how the infected just wander around repeating the last thing they said before the parasite reached their brain.

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When I bought the beachfront property, I thought that I must be a lucky man to finally be in a position to afford this.

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My son was a bit nervous the first time I took him trick or treating.

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"I brought me the money, now you sell them to me right now," I said, gesturing towards the children.

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"This is just a toy wand, and it never had the power to banish demons," says my patient, throwing away the plastic wand.

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"I just want to thank you for giving me a chance to live out my favorite Christmas movie!" I said.

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"I blasted another invisible monster, daddy!" I say, waving around the super cool magic wand he bought me from Toys R Us.

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"The shapeshifters will die if exposed to peanuts," I said, with my hand in a container of peanut butter.

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"Your services are no longer required," said my boss, as I was lead outside by security.

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"The shapeshifters will die if exposed to silver," I said, with my hand on the silver spoon.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's kind of sad how the infected just wander around repeating the last thing they said before the parasite reached their brain.	628
When I bought the beachfront property, I thought that I must be a lucky man to finally be in a position to afford this.	520
My son was a bit nervous the first time I took him trick or treating.	345
"I brought me the money, now you sell them to me right now," I said, gesturing towards the children.	308
"This is just a toy wand, and it never had the power to banish demons," says my patient, throwing away the plastic wand.	300
"I just want to thank you for giving me a chance to live out my favorite Christmas movie!" I said.	295
"I blasted another invisible monster, daddy!" I say, waving around the super cool magic wand he bought me from Toys R Us.	145
"The shapeshifters will die if exposed to peanuts," I said, with my hand in a container of peanut butter.	102
"Your services are no longer required," said my boss, as I was lead outside by security.	101
"The shapeshifters will die if exposed to silver," I said, with my hand on the silver spoon.	84