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"Get behind me, I'll hold it off!" I yelled, charging at the monster that had shown up to my nephew's birthday party.

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In the middle of my stream, I received a superchat complimenting my beard.

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She may not remember a thing from the last three years; but at least she remembers our time together.

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They have a very specific criteria for choosing the people they "disassemble".

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No matter how much I tried to get her to open up, she just wouldn't let me in.

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"There are no atheists in foxholes," said my mother.

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Secret 603 allows anyone who knows it to render another human being comatose by looking in their eyes and blinking in the correct sequence.

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We found the missing people alive and well.

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Good news is, we've found the missing people.

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"Dad, where do the babies come from?" my son asks.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Get behind me, I'll hold it off!" I yelled, charging at the monster that had shown up to my nephew's birthday party.	7
In the middle of my stream, I received a superchat complimenting my beard.	6
She may not remember a thing from the last three years; but at least she remembers our time together.	6
They have a very specific criteria for choosing the people they "disassemble".	6
No matter how much I tried to get her to open up, she just wouldn't let me in.	6
"There are no atheists in foxholes," said my mother.	5
Secret 603 allows anyone who knows it to render another human being comatose by looking in their eyes and blinking in the correct sequence.	3
We found the missing people alive and well.	1
Good news is, we've found the missing people.	1
"Dad, where do the babies come from?" my son asks.	1