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"That jackass better not come back to steal my decorations this year," I said, as I put up the metal skeleton.

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So I have this skeleton decoration that I put out every year, with metal spikes on the bottom of each foot that let it stand up in the yard.

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"OK, if you run towards the wall at the angle I told you while moving at that exact speed; then you should go right through it." I said.

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When I used the monkey's paw to wish for sex, a beautiful woman appeared at my door. NSFW

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My grandmother told me that as long as I kept a dog close by, the monster would be afraid to go near me.

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So a Hell House is supposed to end with a skit of sinners tormented in Hell, right?

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My son was a bit nervous the first time I took him trick or treating on Halloween.

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"You've been a gracious host,"

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Below, I will list the ways that you can avoid your impending demise.

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[OCT23] My neighbor seems to bring a new girl home every Sunday.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"That jackass better not come back to steal my decorations this year," I said, as I put up the metal skeleton.	1
So I have this skeleton decoration that I put out every year, with metal spikes on the bottom of each foot that let it stand up in the yard.	1
"OK, if you run towards the wall at the angle I told you while moving at that exact speed; then you should go right through it." I said.	1
When I used the monkey's paw to wish for sex, a beautiful woman appeared at my door. NSFW	1
My grandmother told me that as long as I kept a dog close by, the monster would be afraid to go near me.	1
So a Hell House is supposed to end with a skit of sinners tormented in Hell, right?	1
My son was a bit nervous the first time I took him trick or treating on Halloween.	1
"You've been a gracious host,"	1
Below, I will list the ways that you can avoid your impending demise.	1
[OCT23] My neighbor seems to bring a new girl home every Sunday.	1