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All you need to do to get started on your path to true success is to recruit two hard-working friends.

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In the middle of my stream, I received a superchat complimenting my beard.

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No matter how much I tried to get her to open up, she just wouldn't let me in.

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They have a very specific criteria for choosing the people they "disassemble".

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She may not remember a thing from the last three years; but at least she remembers our time together.

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"There are no atheists in foxholes," said my mother.

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Secret 603 allows anyone who knows it to render another human being comatose by looking in their eyes and blinking in the correct sequence.

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Good news is, we've found the missing people.

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"OK, if you run towards the wall at the angle I told you while moving at that exact speed; then you should go right through it." I said.

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"I merely exploit the mistakes God made when creating the universe," said the suspect.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
All you need to do to get started on your path to true success is to recruit two hard-working friends.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
In the middle of my stream, I received a superchat complimenting my beard.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
No matter how much I tried to get her to open up, she just wouldn't let me in.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
They have a very specific criteria for choosing the people they "disassemble".	6	TwoSentenceHorror
She may not remember a thing from the last three years; but at least she remembers our time together.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
"There are no atheists in foxholes," said my mother.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Secret 603 allows anyone who knows it to render another human being comatose by looking in their eyes and blinking in the correct sequence.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
Good news is, we've found the missing people.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"OK, if you run towards the wall at the angle I told you while moving at that exact speed; then you should go right through it." I said.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"I merely exploit the mistakes God made when creating the universe," said the suspect.	1	TwoSentenceHorror