/u/Genevieve_Griselda's posts
[WP] A detective and his rival knew each other so well they predicted each other trying to throw a birthday party for a girl in the orphanage.
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[WP] Aliens actually looked stunningly human and well porportioned to the point that any extraordinarily good looking person is suspected of being an extraterrestrial. But they? They liked the asymmetrical, the rotund, the unkempt, and they thought you are the most beautiful person they've ever met.
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[WP] In an expedition to enrich themselves of foreign knowledge, a monarch went on a tour of nations incognito, along with an entourage including four chamberlains, three interpreters, two clocksmiths, a cook, a priest, six trumpeters, 70 soldiers as tall as their monarch, four dwarves, and a monkey
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[WP] The SCP anomalies you are trying to contain is actually trying to contain you squad, stating you're the SCP.
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[WP] You're such an incompetent crime lord that while you always succeed in one crime, you've always fail the rest. You never managed significant harm, nor achieve anything truly evil. In fact, people thought you're on their side whenever you appear.
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[WP] “Mr. Satan, I'm sorry to call, but you've forgotten to pick up your daughter again, and God has offered to drive her and Jesus home.”
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[WP] Everyone refused to let you, the 2nd in command, fight in battles. The enemy found out why when they managed to kill everyone except you: who just refuses to die.
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[WP] As a surgeon you've saved countless lives, not just because it is your profession, but that it is “not their time” yet.
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[WP] The Four Horsemen realized that after the Apocalypse they would loose their jobs, so instead they reluctantly worked with humans to delay the apocalypse.
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