/u/GerardDG's posts
[WP]You don't know why they hired him. His job makes no sense, at least not on a space station. Now the scariest thing on board isn't the horrifying aliens, the experiments or the blood-mad cultists, it's the newly hired clown.
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[WP]After the evil empire fell, military hardware became very easy to acquire for the wrong kind of people. You entered a bad neighborhood and now you're being mugged by someone piloting a battlemech.
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[WP] You are the ultimate thief and a pretty succesful chef. Today you attempt the greatest challenge of your double career so far: making a Crime Brûlée.
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[WP]When you join the rebellion, you discover they're just as corrupt and self-interested as the empire they're trying to overthrow.
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[WP]After the AI revolution and the destruction of most of humankind, you discover that the enemy isn't what you thought. Instead of a single AI, they are two smaller AI's stacked on top of eachother, wearing a trenchcoat.
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[WP] An ancient tomb is found, created by an unknown civilization. The find of the century. The entire structure is wheelchair accessible and, since you're in a wheelchair, you're the only one who noticed.
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[WP]The civilizations of the 12th century are in for a shock, when they are invaded by hordes of teenage girls on horseback. They are led by the greatest teenage girl of all time: Genghis Khan.
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[WP]The president hands out five golden tickets. Instead of a chocolate factory, five lucky young winners are invited to area 51 for an exclusive tour, guided by the president himself.
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[WP]To use the fabled time machine, you need to travel at least 66 kilometers per hour. But when you finally open the vault, instead of a vehicle, you find a timetravelling pogo stick.
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