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When my wife asked to bury me in the sand on our beach date, I was delighted to see her playful side came back after she had discovered my affair.

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After a long day at work I went to take out my contact lenses, but they were dry and stuck onto my eyes.

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I live in a utopian society where no one goes hungry because food is abundant.

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My molars were impacted, so my doctor recommended I drink a new miracle cure made from a newly discovered isotope called uranium.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my wife asked to bury me in the sand on our beach date, I was delighted to see her playful side came back after she had discovered my affair.	4660
After a long day at work I went to take out my contact lenses, but they were dry and stuck onto my eyes.	110
I live in a utopian society where no one goes hungry because food is abundant.	9
My molars were impacted, so my doctor recommended I drink a new miracle cure made from a newly discovered isotope called uranium.	7