/u/Gideon_Godwin's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I am one of five Angels of Justice and I've executed thousands of murderers, rapists, dictators, and molesters.

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I rushed into the house and screamed behind me: "Ha! You can't come in unless I invite you!"

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This was the first time I had ever seen my aunt and uncle - but they were so fun and welcoming; I sent a selfie with them to my mom.

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For the past 30 years I've butchered hikers, campers and people that wander too far into these woods; displaying their mangled corpses from the trees.

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Hundreds of hours of research, travelling through hostile temples, 2 dynamite charges and the only thing in this rotten tomb was a shriveled bony hand.

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Pavlov and Skinner would be amazed at my work.

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[AUG21] I went on a 12 hour crime spree, beating the children, breaking fences, and torturing the sheep in our snow covered village.

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I take my own pillows with me whenever I travel away from home.

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My 70 year old mother fought surprisingly hard as I carried her up the mountain to abandon her, grabbing every branch and bush along the way.

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[APR21] I'd seen strange things in my time as a detective, but the worst was of a 42 year old man named Daniel Schlumberger.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I am one of five Angels of Justice and I've executed thousands of murderers, rapists, dictators, and molesters.	4013
I rushed into the house and screamed behind me: "Ha! You can't come in unless I invite you!"	2766
This was the first time I had ever seen my aunt and uncle - but they were so fun and welcoming; I sent a selfie with them to my mom.	771
For the past 30 years I've butchered hikers, campers and people that wander too far into these woods; displaying their mangled corpses from the trees.	712
Hundreds of hours of research, travelling through hostile temples, 2 dynamite charges and the only thing in this rotten tomb was a shriveled bony hand.	503
Pavlov and Skinner would be amazed at my work.	387
[AUG21] I went on a 12 hour crime spree, beating the children, breaking fences, and torturing the sheep in our snow covered village.	385
I take my own pillows with me whenever I travel away from home.	368
My 70 year old mother fought surprisingly hard as I carried her up the mountain to abandon her, grabbing every branch and bush along the way.	341
[APR21] I'd seen strange things in my time as a detective, but the worst was of a 42 year old man named Daniel Schlumberger.	314