/u/Gideon_Godwin's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was playing in the river with my 7 brothers when Rolf, my eldest brother, picked up a riverstone with an inscription on it.

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In the organ donor business every donation is meticulously tracked, except for this one nameless homeless guy we processed.

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[JUN21] Despite burying her everyday for the last 2 years, I always wake up to a shriveled corpse cuddling me lovingly.

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I was one of the few naturally immune to the zombie virus and helped my community rebuild.

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[MAY22] May 20th, 2023 was the date of the "Mass Pollination", where every flower on Earth gave off spores and pollen.

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[MAY22] "March winds and april showers, make way for sweet May flowers~" I sang as I rocked my daughter to bed.

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As part of the cleanup crew they told us that the heat of the bomb might leave atomic shadows on the ground.

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It had been a hard winter, the worst I've ever had in my 72 years on the ice.

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Ezra never went swimming with us, he always had an excuse for not coming in the water, so I pushed him in.

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I was a desperate virgin with no future, so I figured summoning a Succubus was worth my soul.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was playing in the river with my 7 brothers when Rolf, my eldest brother, picked up a riverstone with an inscription on it.	85
In the organ donor business every donation is meticulously tracked, except for this one nameless homeless guy we processed.	67
[JUN21] Despite burying her everyday for the last 2 years, I always wake up to a shriveled corpse cuddling me lovingly.	64
I was one of the few naturally immune to the zombie virus and helped my community rebuild.	57
[MAY22] May 20th, 2023 was the date of the "Mass Pollination", where every flower on Earth gave off spores and pollen.	49
[MAY22] "March winds and april showers, make way for sweet May flowers~" I sang as I rocked my daughter to bed.	49
As part of the cleanup crew they told us that the heat of the bomb might leave atomic shadows on the ground.	43
It had been a hard winter, the worst I've ever had in my 72 years on the ice.	38
Ezra never went swimming with us, he always had an excuse for not coming in the water, so I pushed him in.	34
I was a desperate virgin with no future, so I figured summoning a Succubus was worth my soul.	27