/u/Gideon_Godwin's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
We've killed off or watered down all our great monsters: Dracula, the mummy, werewolves, and even Frankenstein's creature.
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My name is Derek Heltson PhD, lead inventor of the transdimensional portal and the unlucky discoverer of Heltson's Law of Continuity.
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This man looks like my father, he has the same smile, same warm laugh, same broad and strong frame - but he can't be my father.
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[FEB22] Rifle in hand, I watch from the bushes as she cheerily collects wood - believing the lies I told her.
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I tossed my wrench aside after installing the blank plate onto the basement door & asked the homeowner when I could expect my payment.
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[APR23] As part of his punchline he would throw the mic in the air except this time it caught around the curtain pulley, wrapped around his neck and kept lifting until we heard his strangled breathing stop.
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