/u/Gigantic_potato's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was quite sad after coming back from the funeral, so girlfriend decided to give me a massage to take my mind off of it
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Saw my girlfriend texting her sister about getting me a special gift, even though my birthday is months away.
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To make up for her overreaction when i came out of the closet, my mom bought me and my boyfriend a all-expenses-paid vacation trip!
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I was so happy that my son was confident enough to ask me for girly stuff despite all the bullying at school.
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When he saw the patient's tattoo, he realised that with just a little slip up he could rid the world of another nazi skinhead.
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