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My wife had been having an affair, and yesterday I decided that I couldn’t take it any more so I sent her to be with him.

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My wife’s corneal transplant went smoothly, and the doctor says she’ll fully recover.

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Everyone said the donor providing gifts for the orphanage had a heart of gold.

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As I looked up from below the surface of the water, I hated myself for the motorcycle accident that left me paralyzed from the neck down.

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After learning last year that razor blades in candy wasn’t just an urban legend, parents in my neighborhood are really checking their kids’ Halloween hauls.

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[NOV21] The cryo pods had what was left of humanity safely in hibernation while the ship’s AI searched for a hospitable planet.

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I had been helping my wife battle depression for years.

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When I told my wife I wouldn’t be working at that Hell hole soon enough, she laughed and told me I’d never quit that job.

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The light was beautiful, almost hypnotic, and I felt an urge to go towards it.

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Cooper had always been a good dog, with a knack for sensing a bad person.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife had been having an affair, and yesterday I decided that I couldn’t take it any more so I sent her to be with him.	3110
My wife’s corneal transplant went smoothly, and the doctor says she’ll fully recover.	107
Everyone said the donor providing gifts for the orphanage had a heart of gold.	70
As I looked up from below the surface of the water, I hated myself for the motorcycle accident that left me paralyzed from the neck down.	46
After learning last year that razor blades in candy wasn’t just an urban legend, parents in my neighborhood are really checking their kids’ Halloween hauls.	38
[NOV21] The cryo pods had what was left of humanity safely in hibernation while the ship’s AI searched for a hospitable planet.	29
I had been helping my wife battle depression for years.	24
When I told my wife I wouldn’t be working at that Hell hole soon enough, she laughed and told me I’d never quit that job.	23
The light was beautiful, almost hypnotic, and I felt an urge to go towards it.	17
Cooper had always been a good dog, with a knack for sensing a bad person.	6