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My eyes were itching and stinging all week, so I scheduled an appointment with my Optometrist. NSFW

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“What?” I said, staring at my neighbor who’d I’d been sharing lunch with.

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“Hey there, Delilah,” he stirred, looking fondly to his lover as she tossled his hair. NSFW

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“…and be put to rest,” the preacher finished, pausing to gaze out at the audience gathered by the freshly dug grave. NSFW

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As I witnessed the horrid abyss of floating eyes of flame and fury above me, and the torturous garden of parts made from its endless expanse, I could only think to speak three words.

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It was not the massive flaming tornado or the parted seas that terrified the Pharaoh and his men.

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[Feb23] They say “If you love something, let it go!”

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“It worked!” He cheered, looking at the frozen timer strapped inside the now inactive bomb.

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“Sir Sigurd is innocent!” My squire cried, like sweet nothings to my ears.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My eyes were itching and stinging all week, so I scheduled an appointment with my Optometrist. NSFW	2504
“What?” I said, staring at my neighbor who’d I’d been sharing lunch with.	1916
“Hey there, Delilah,” he stirred, looking fondly to his lover as she tossled his hair. NSFW	1521
“…and be put to rest,” the preacher finished, pausing to gaze out at the audience gathered by the freshly dug grave. NSFW	301
As I witnessed the horrid abyss of floating eyes of flame and fury above me, and the torturous garden of parts made from its endless expanse, I could only think to speak three words.	213
It was not the massive flaming tornado or the parted seas that terrified the Pharaoh and his men.	156
[Feb23] They say “If you love something, let it go!”	85
“It worked!” He cheered, looking at the frozen timer strapped inside the now inactive bomb.	21
“Sir Sigurd is innocent!” My squire cried, like sweet nothings to my ears.	13