/u/GlanceIntervention's posts
[WP] You're a mid-range 3 year old laptop and you see your owner searching for a replacement computer. Understanding that this will lead to your inevitable doom, you try your best to convince him not to throw you away by manipulating the search results.
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[WP] At every household in the world, at the very same time, penguins appeared. Mostly harmless. But everyone who talked about it disappeared. We learned after the newscasters disappeared, and then the friend who mentioned it first, then everyone who posted it on FB. It's beside me as I wri-
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[WP] Your grandmother deleted the internet. You have no idea how she did it. But she did it. Riots have already started across the world. People are aimlessly wandering the streets. She's now asking you to fix it.
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[WP] The United Nations decided that everyone's debt should be transferred to you. Every person, corporation and government's debt is now yours. You tried to explain to them how that doesn't even make any logical sense. Now every one wants to kill you so the world can start over with a clean slate.
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[WP] You just robbed a student for "everything he owned" and he was happy to give it away. Confused, you just went with it. When you checked your bank account afterwards you discovered you're $86,574 in debt. Turns out you stole his student loans too.
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[WP] You, the King of the United Kingdom, had just learned through MI6 that Americans also speak in a perfect British accent when no one is looking. The entire population of the United States of America just talks in this weird accent for the sole purpose of pissing off the British monarchy.
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[WP] You're carrying some firewood to the tavern when you see an adventurer kill a chicken in broad daylight. You are suddenly gripped with uncontrollable rage. As you look to the side, all the other villagers are evidently possessed by murderous intent, eyes locked on the forsaken soul.
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[WP] "I DEMAND... TRIAL BY COMBAT." the man said. "Mr. Johnson, you're being charged with littering. I recommend that you just pay the $25 fine." sighed the Judge.
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[WP] Growing up, you were always told by your parents that you're the main character in your story, but it turns out you're a side character even in your own story. The main character is a great person but you're considering becoming the main villain to save yourself the indignity.
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[WP] You're a wannabe supervillan who killed a superhero's wife to sow terror. However, since you didn't pay any attention in history class, you didn't know that the superheroes of this world were all brutal supervillians when they started out and only went to the side of good to make amends.
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