/u/GloomyGal13's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My children will get 'privacy' when they age up and move out.

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[JUN21] My father always said his saddest/happiest day would be walking me down the aisle.

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“When you have kids I hope they grow up to be just like you and I’m around to see it!” my mother used to yell at teenage me whenever I’d done something wrong.

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I desperately tried to signal to the surgeon that I was still awake, but half groggy with anesthesia I couldn't say much.

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Last night I dreamt my post on /TwoSentenceHorror had 1.2K upvotes

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I stared in horror at the stump of my arm where just moments ago my hand had been.

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Finally got rid of my size 0 jeans, and I'm not bulimic any more.

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Becoming a surgeon was a great way to feed my eternal thirst for blood.

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My cats keep waking me up.

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Last year when I saw how easily my wife broke her hip after falling down the stairs, I knew what I had to do.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My children will get 'privacy' when they age up and move out.	267
[JUN21] My father always said his saddest/happiest day would be walking me down the aisle.	214
“When you have kids I hope they grow up to be just like you and I’m around to see it!” my mother used to yell at teenage me whenever I’d done something wrong.	10
I desperately tried to signal to the surgeon that I was still awake, but half groggy with anesthesia I couldn't say much.	10
Last night I dreamt my post on /TwoSentenceHorror had 1.2K upvotes	6
I stared in horror at the stump of my arm where just moments ago my hand had been.	4
Finally got rid of my size 0 jeans, and I'm not bulimic any more.	1
Becoming a surgeon was a great way to feed my eternal thirst for blood.	1
My cats keep waking me up.	1
Last year when I saw how easily my wife broke her hip after falling down the stairs, I knew what I had to do.	1