/u/GoEataDick789's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the doctors gathered all the test results, one of them asks, "should we release the patient?"

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After visiting my mother, she told me, "out of your brother, sister and you, you've always been my favorite."

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I wasn't feeling good, so I sent my wife to my friends house to return some tools I borrowed from him.

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I bought a ticket to enter the haunted house.

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The girl on tinder asked me if I believe vampires are real.

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The peeping tom thought he was gonna get a great show after he saw a couple being frisky on the way into their house.

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When I felt the baby kicking, I began to get excited.

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I've been hiking for hours, now.

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My uncle's BBQ food is always the best.

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After the power went out, I called for my dog to come and he began to snarl as he came down the hall.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the doctors gathered all the test results, one of them asks, "should we release the patient?"	2257
After visiting my mother, she told me, "out of your brother, sister and you, you've always been my favorite."	2131
I wasn't feeling good, so I sent my wife to my friends house to return some tools I borrowed from him.	357
I bought a ticket to enter the haunted house.	166
The girl on tinder asked me if I believe vampires are real.	36
The peeping tom thought he was gonna get a great show after he saw a couple being frisky on the way into their house.	22
When I felt the baby kicking, I began to get excited.	20
I've been hiking for hours, now.	19
My uncle's BBQ food is always the best.	14
After the power went out, I called for my dog to come and he began to snarl as he came down the hall.	13