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[WP] Ostensibly, vampires prey on humans. However, a much more evolutionarily successful strategy is to cute at the humans until they let you at the local butcher's blood supply. Doesn't mean vampires aren't still dangerous of course.

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[WP] The god of your religion is suing the priesthood

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[WP] The invention of brain uploading has rather complicated the reincarnation system.

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[WP] It's a kaiju! He's stomping towards the city about to cause untold destruction! What do you mean he's here for a job interview!?

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[WP] You're a specialist realtor who's fallen on hard times; it's just so hard to arrange a good haunting these days.

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[WP] All those accounts of Fae screwing with people and following nearly incomprehensible morals? Turns out they were just bored time travelers.

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[SP] A judge, a priest, and a janitor walk into a bar exam.

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[WP] What happens when the SCP Foundation discovers Hogwarts?

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[WP] Some androids discuss the problem of finding a trustworthy maintenance shop.

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[WP] You try using an ancestor's star ownership certificate to claim a star system, only for the aliens to reply "You and what space navy? Nice try bucko, but we've got a military and you're just some rando with a piece of paper."

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[WP] Ostensibly, vampires prey on humans. However, a much more evolutionarily successful strategy is to cute at the humans until they let you at the local butcher's blood supply. Doesn't mean vampires aren't still dangerous of course.	3
[WP] The god of your religion is suing the priesthood	3
[WP] The invention of brain uploading has rather complicated the reincarnation system.	3
[WP] It's a kaiju! He's stomping towards the city about to cause untold destruction! What do you mean he's here for a job interview!?	3
[WP] You're a specialist realtor who's fallen on hard times; it's just so hard to arrange a good haunting these days.	3
[WP] All those accounts of Fae screwing with people and following nearly incomprehensible morals? Turns out they were just bored time travelers.	3
[SP] A judge, a priest, and a janitor walk into a bar exam.	3
[WP] What happens when the SCP Foundation discovers Hogwarts?	3
[WP] Some androids discuss the problem of finding a trustworthy maintenance shop.	3
[WP] You try using an ancestor's star ownership certificate to claim a star system, only for the aliens to reply "You and what space navy? Nice try bucko, but we've got a military and you're just some rando with a piece of paper."	3