/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
[WP] You've spent the last several months chasing after a magic artifacts store with a penchant for disappearing and reappearing in a different town. Today you've finally caught up with them, shoving through the door with search warrant in hand.
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[WP] A ghost has decided to become a famous actress, and she's not about to let a little thing like "being dead" stop her.
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[WP] You're a character who was killed off for cheap shock value... and now you're haunting your hack of an author.
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[WP] You're an alien invader who has just conquered Earth. You were prepared for a long, bitter occupation until you can indoctrinate the next generation, but the locals keep insisting on showering you with gratitude!
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[WP] Usually, a vengeful ghost wastes time and effort with cryptic clues to random people and such. You didn't bother, and just went straight to the police.
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[WP] Turns out that reincarnation has a lot more in common with being processed for raw material by a recycling center than it does any sort of travel or relocation arrangement.
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[WP] Strangely enough, your three wishes on that genie turned out pretty well for you... until someone from the Magical Being Civil Liberties Union shows up with a court summons.
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[WP] It's common knowledge that Elf birth rates aren't enough to sustain their population, but they don't seem to be dying off. You finally found out what they've been doing instead: welcome to the Elf Factory.
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