/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
You thought the recruitment poster saying "We want YOU to donate your brain to a mad scientist for insertion into a giant war machine!" was joking. It wasn't.
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[WP] On the one hand, programming the AI to believe in the Power Of Love resulted in her being entirely benevolent towards humanity. On the other hand, she's apparently convinced that she's a magical girl as a result.
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[WP] Furious about the misappropriation of terms, an actual archmage has challenged the Grand Wizard of the KKK to a mage's duel.
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[WP] Despite being indisputably people, modern AI very definitely do not think like humans. They don't even think like *neurodivergent* humans. Assuming they do is a recipe for bruised emotions, genuine bafflement, and maybe some broken friendships if you keep it up long enough.
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[WP] In a world where your head is confiscated at birth, the only way to regain it is to join in the annual Guillotine Waltz at any point after reaching adulthood.
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[WP] Every wizard has a specific requirement that they must fulfill when casting spells. As for yours? You need to be driving a motorized vehicle at speeds in excess of seventy five miles per hour.
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[WP] "We have come to the conclusion that since a benevolent God does not presently exist, one will need to be built."
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[WP] That's it, you've had it up to here with the week not being divisible evenly. You're going back in time to yell at every single person who ever thought making the week have a prime number of days was a good idea.
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