/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
[WP] There's a hidden benefit to having a head full of alternate personalities. If you're fighting someone who like to use mind control, your 'crew' can rally to repel boarders.
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[WP] a murder mystery, except the victim, detectives, and witnesses are all scientifically accurate crows.
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[WP] The rest of the galaxy was inot amused whatsoever when, within a few months of humanity making first contact, the galactic markets got hit with a massive ponzi scheme that they were totally unprepared for.
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[WP] You're a faerie used to humans coming to make absurd requests that are only barely in your ability and then trying to cheat you on the necessary cost. But now this one human has simply showed up to start doing nice things for you (cooking, cleaning, etc) and you have no idea how to handle it.
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[WP] Long ago it was common practice to permanently get rid of vampires by planting a tree in their ashes. Centuries later identifying which trees contain imprisoned vampires is now a major problem for the lumber industry.
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[WP] When you were promoted to CEO, you jokingly put a sign on your desk identifying you as the Final Boss. Several hundred deranged adventurers later, you are starting to regret this decision.
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[WP] When the head propaganda writer for a particularly nasty regime wound up in hell, he wasn't expecting to be hired to write a tourist brochure for the place. The punishment was that he had to make it sound appealing without lying or twisting the truth whatsoever.
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[WP] You've decided to exploit your immortality to make a bit of extra money on the side. How, you ask? Simple, you're a ritual sacrifice for hire.
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