/u/Goat_inna_Tree's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I designated my mother as the recipient of insurance policy for "accidental death or dismemberment." I love you too much to kill you, but I really need that money.

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A good meal, lots of beer, psychedelic mushrooms...I raised my hand to be chucked into a bog. I love the holidays.

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It finally spoke.

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No More...

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White knuckle.

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Indefinite Article.

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I ranted and raved about how absurd, how padantic, how material this holiday had become. As I threw tree after tree off the truck into landfill, I finished my last cigarette, and joined the original purpose.

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And I laughed.

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Security Deposit

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Good Cop, Bad Cop.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I designated my mother as the recipient of insurance policy for "accidental death or dismemberment." I love you too much to kill you, but I really need that money.	1
A good meal, lots of beer, psychedelic mushrooms...I raised my hand to be chucked into a bog. I love the holidays.	1
It finally spoke.	1
No More...	1
White knuckle.	1
Indefinite Article.	1
I ranted and raved about how absurd, how padantic, how material this holiday had become. As I threw tree after tree off the truck into landfill, I finished my last cigarette, and joined the original purpose.	1
And I laughed.	1
Security Deposit	1
Good Cop, Bad Cop.	1