/u/Goblobber's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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In the wake of the ceasefire, I crawled from my fox hole and made my way back across no man's land, stunned that the years of madness and bloodshed were finally over.

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Seeing two dead rats that had crawled up through my pipes and into the toilet was horrifying.

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People keep telling me "she's been dead for months, she can't hurt you anymore"

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Racism was always a difficult concept to explain to the younger ones, but it had to be done.

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There are of course no giant alligators in the sewers beneath New York.

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After a short trial the accused was found guilty of the "Croglin Vampire Murders" and sentenced to burn at the stake.

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When the soldiers came to liberate the camp, we figured the nightmare was over.

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I always thought I had too much self control to cry at my own wedding.

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Years after the reign of terror had began, I finally put an end to the monster one stormy night.

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When the principal told me he would be speaking to my father, I laughed bitterly- the old man had been dead for years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In the wake of the ceasefire, I crawled from my fox hole and made my way back across no man's land, stunned that the years of madness and bloodshed were finally over.	6227
Seeing two dead rats that had crawled up through my pipes and into the toilet was horrifying.	3870
People keep telling me "she's been dead for months, she can't hurt you anymore"	1326
Racism was always a difficult concept to explain to the younger ones, but it had to be done.	853
There are of course no giant alligators in the sewers beneath New York.	316
After a short trial the accused was found guilty of the "Croglin Vampire Murders" and sentenced to burn at the stake.	74
When the soldiers came to liberate the camp, we figured the nightmare was over.	64
I always thought I had too much self control to cry at my own wedding.	37
Years after the reign of terror had began, I finally put an end to the monster one stormy night.	36
When the principal told me he would be speaking to my father, I laughed bitterly- the old man had been dead for years.	27