/u/Gogo726's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"May we come in and share a message about eternal life?" The two well-dressed young men asked.

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I spied the most beautiful woman during my morning jog, but I was too shy to strike up a conversation.

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My wife and I love the new Security Droid 2000, which shoots intruders it doesn't recognize on sight.

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[NOV23] I don't know how much longer until dawn, but if I can get indoors I should be safe.

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[DEC23] Doubled over and clutching my chest in pain, I called for an ambulance.

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As I was being carried off the field after the other team scored a spectacular game-winning goal, I started thinking.

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The hooded necromancers gathered outside my house setting holy symbols on fire.

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I thought the contract just had a typo when I received a billion dollars.

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I downloaded a new app and accepted the terms of service without bothering to read all the way through.

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At my father's funeral, I left the fare for Charon in his casket.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"May we come in and share a message about eternal life?" The two well-dressed young men asked.	4087
I spied the most beautiful woman during my morning jog, but I was too shy to strike up a conversation.	400
My wife and I love the new Security Droid 2000, which shoots intruders it doesn't recognize on sight.	190
[NOV23] I don't know how much longer until dawn, but if I can get indoors I should be safe.	93
[DEC23] Doubled over and clutching my chest in pain, I called for an ambulance.	33
As I was being carried off the field after the other team scored a spectacular game-winning goal, I started thinking.	10
The hooded necromancers gathered outside my house setting holy symbols on fire.	4
I thought the contract just had a typo when I received a billion dollars.	3
I downloaded a new app and accepted the terms of service without bothering to read all the way through.	1
At my father's funeral, I left the fare for Charon in his casket.	1