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At the store, I couldn't help but giggle a little when my 4 year old son pointed to his speech coach and said "Ma, the rapist."

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After weeks of grief and sleepless nights I finally hunted down the driver of the car that killed my pregnant wife.

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I always thought it was so endearing watching my sons get along playing Cowboys and Indians.

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After pushing her out of the way of a speeding car and was bleeding out on the pavement my crush finally uttered three little words.

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I'm almost ready to release my cannibal cookbook.

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My recently deceased wife is also my ex-wife...

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Yesterday, my wife killed herself after letting our colicky baby sleep in the car while she put the groceries away.

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As an exhausted single mother I was thrilled when my neighbor offered to take my eight year old son to the chocolate factory with his kids.

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I thought it was funny when I bought the ceiling fan made out of fingers at the oddity shop.

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From the notes of Dr. Brogio, Appalachian State Sanitarium, Aug. 15th, 1984

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At the store, I couldn't help but giggle a little when my 4 year old son pointed to his speech coach and said "Ma, the rapist."	483
After weeks of grief and sleepless nights I finally hunted down the driver of the car that killed my pregnant wife.	309
I always thought it was so endearing watching my sons get along playing Cowboys and Indians.	86
After pushing her out of the way of a speeding car and was bleeding out on the pavement my crush finally uttered three little words.	53
I'm almost ready to release my cannibal cookbook.	35
My recently deceased wife is also my ex-wife...	27
Yesterday, my wife killed herself after letting our colicky baby sleep in the car while she put the groceries away.	12
As an exhausted single mother I was thrilled when my neighbor offered to take my eight year old son to the chocolate factory with his kids.	8
I thought it was funny when I bought the ceiling fan made out of fingers at the oddity shop.	7
From the notes of Dr. Brogio, Appalachian State Sanitarium, Aug. 15th, 1984	6