/u/Granite-M's posts
[WP] Wizards discover that the larger your wand, the more powerful spells you can cast. An arms race ensues.
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[WP] They all laughed at your ability to summon cakes and other delicious desserts. But now, no one laughs at The Dark Lord of Pastries, Scourge of All the World.
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[WP] Under the light of a full moon you, a mild-mannered wolf, were bitten by a vicious, savage human. Now, one month later, as the moon draws full, you feel yourself begin to have the strangest urges, and you begin to change...
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[WP] Humanity has finally cured cancer. On the day that the final cancer vaccine is created, a gigantic glowing message appears in the sky: "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"
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[WP] You and your spouse would like to get divorced, but you have to stay together for the children. The children... they're always watching... there's no escape.
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[WP] Due to the combined activities of a vampire with a moral streak, a man possessed by a vengeance demon, and a self-regulating murderous psychopath, the criminal population of a city has grown critically low, leaving them few options for their next victim. They meet to negotiate.
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[WP] In the future, though scarce, vampires are prized as employees by space based industries, due to their lack of need for life support, durability, and limitless lifespans. A bidding war breaks out between two rival employers over you, a highly qualified vampiric space technician.
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[WP] Humanity makes contact with an intelligent species of aliens. They almost only ever speak to each other in lies, quibbles, and half-truths. They find our tendency to regularly speak the truth deeply disturbing.
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[WP] You've finally completed your futurescope! However, it only allows you to look at events at least one hundred thousand years in the future. What you see is... unexpected.
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[WP] The Earth is being invaded by a hostile force of aliens. We have lost most of the battles so far, because the aliens are so cute that no normal person can bear to fight them. In desperation, we turn to our last hope: a strike force comprised entirely of shitheads, assholes, and sociopaths.
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