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[APR21] Day 20,000 I woke up, swam awhile and was ejected from the world again.

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Hearing my mother insist to her dinner party friends that "Snuff films are an urban legend right up there with alligators in New York Sewers" had me in giggling fits...

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The "Orange, Lemon, Pepper Killer" had stuck again.

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[MAY22] Chief Madigan said "The all got dead flowers in their heads, but no diamonds in the eye sockets."

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[NOV21] The Earth Hibernates... but soon it will wake and kill it's mortal enemy.

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[APR22] The slaughter at the Magic The Gathering Tournament was eventually renamed "The Goodgolf Murders".

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[JUL21] "The Seed Son of flooding" was an obvious mistranslation, or so we'd thought...

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[Mar21]When the police arrested my father thinking he was The Spring Fever Slasher, I knew they were wrong, but said nothing.

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[NOV21] My grandson came home looking sad, so I asked him if somethin' had happened at school.

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[OCT 21] Selling people to the Carny Freak Show was incredibly easy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[APR21] Day 20,000 I woke up, swam awhile and was ejected from the world again.	4
Hearing my mother insist to her dinner party friends that "Snuff films are an urban legend right up there with alligators in New York Sewers" had me in giggling fits...	4
The "Orange, Lemon, Pepper Killer" had stuck again.	4
[MAY22] Chief Madigan said "The all got dead flowers in their heads, but no diamonds in the eye sockets."	3
[NOV21] The Earth Hibernates... but soon it will wake and kill it's mortal enemy.	3
[APR22] The slaughter at the Magic The Gathering Tournament was eventually renamed "The Goodgolf Murders".	3
[JUL21] "The Seed Son of flooding" was an obvious mistranslation, or so we'd thought...	3
[Mar21]When the police arrested my father thinking he was The Spring Fever Slasher, I knew they were wrong, but said nothing.	2
[NOV21] My grandson came home looking sad, so I asked him if somethin' had happened at school.	2
[OCT 21] Selling people to the Carny Freak Show was incredibly easy.	2