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Funny thing I've discovered during my years of kidnapping and imprisoning people in my basement...

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[WP] "Do you know what fallen angels do in hell? We cry in a corner. The only people in hell who torture humans are other humans."

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[Feb22] When we tried to come up with cutesy nickname, my boyfriend called me "tiger food" which I though was so weird and quirky.

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[APR22] The Victim was found with 108 Uno cards in his corpse.

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[WP]God returns to earth, but is shocked and baffled to discover humanity's existence. Turns out we're an unexpected side effect to the real reason earth was created.

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[MAY21] The question "Mother, may I be the Princess today?" was answered with a sharp slap.

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My family were all greedy parasites who were waiting for me to die so they could inherit my fortune.

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[OCT21] The carnival game required my immortal soul as the stakes, but the jokes on them.

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As a child, my belief in Santa started to waver when I saw presents from him to my dad under the tree.

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[WP] You've found the answer to Fermi's Paradox of "There must be more advanced civilizations than us, so why haven't they contacted us", turns out there's a "Great Filter" that destroys over 90% of civilizations before they can journey to the stars, on Earth, we call that filter "The Internet".

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Funny thing I've discovered during my years of kidnapping and imprisoning people in my basement...	3769	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "Do you know what fallen angels do in hell? We cry in a corner. The only people in hell who torture humans are other humans."	3635	WritingPrompts
[Feb22] When we tried to come up with cutesy nickname, my boyfriend called me "tiger food" which I though was so weird and quirky.	1585	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR22] The Victim was found with 108 Uno cards in his corpse.	1572	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP]God returns to earth, but is shocked and baffled to discover humanity's existence. Turns out we're an unexpected side effect to the real reason earth was created.	1032	WritingPrompts
[MAY21] The question "Mother, may I be the Princess today?" was answered with a sharp slap.	808	TwoSentenceHorror
My family were all greedy parasites who were waiting for me to die so they could inherit my fortune.	688	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT21] The carnival game required my immortal soul as the stakes, but the jokes on them.	680	TwoSentenceHorror
As a child, my belief in Santa started to waver when I saw presents from him to my dad under the tree.	679	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You've found the answer to Fermi's Paradox of "There must be more advanced civilizations than us, so why haven't they contacted us", turns out there's a "Great Filter" that destroys over 90% of civilizations before they can journey to the stars, on Earth, we call that filter "The Internet".	506	WritingPrompts