/u/GreggoryBasore's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stabbed the vampire in the chest with a wooden stake and he smiled.

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[MAR21]When the news announced that The Spring Fever Slasher had been caught, my husband started laughing his ass off uncontrollably.

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When I was 17, a woman appeared at my house telling me that she was my real mother who'd been searching for me for 16 years.

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The cannibal thought he'd gotten lucky when his latest target hung himself.

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My dad said he'd give me a special treat if I pushed my mom down the stairs.

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He killed her with poison slowly, over the course of twenty years.

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Every night I prayed to God to end the abuse, but he seemed to ignore me.

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His psychic power of seeing the last thing a person ate had always been pretty boring...

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In the second sentence, I will ll tell you how to get out of here alive.

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Give a man a fish and you only feed him for a day.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stabbed the vampire in the chest with a wooden stake and he smiled.	340
[MAR21]When the news announced that The Spring Fever Slasher had been caught, my husband started laughing his ass off uncontrollably.	294
When I was 17, a woman appeared at my house telling me that she was my real mother who'd been searching for me for 16 years.	269
The cannibal thought he'd gotten lucky when his latest target hung himself.	242
My dad said he'd give me a special treat if I pushed my mom down the stairs.	223
He killed her with poison slowly, over the course of twenty years.	216
Every night I prayed to God to end the abuse, but he seemed to ignore me.	196
His psychic power of seeing the last thing a person ate had always been pretty boring...	188
In the second sentence, I will ll tell you how to get out of here alive.	147
Give a man a fish and you only feed him for a day.	126