/u/GreggoryBasore's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN21] He'd heard of "mail order brides" but never a "mail order widow" and was curious about what it could mean.

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As a child, nothing scared me more than the thought of going to Heaven.

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[JUN21]Convincing our friends and family to attend a destination wedding on an obscure private island was difficult until we told them we'd pay for the travel costs.

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Most of my life, I thought my childhood had been pretty normal. It wasn't until my late 30s, that I found out most kids didn't have a skull collection.

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The first thing my mother told me when I moved in with her at 13, was that it was her task to make sure I grew up as "a proper, god fearing boy."

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[OCT 21] When the old fortune teller in the carnival tent said my mother would die next week, I was furious.

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"The only way to secure a night in the House of Dire Pleasure is to part with a finger or toe" the doorman said with malicious glee.

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My plans for suicide seemed like something I'd never achieve, because I don't want my family to spend their lives thinking they should have reached out to me more.

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Lenny was sure he'd paid the escort service for six girls, but when seven showed up, he wasn't complaining.

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"Damn you are really good at holding your breath."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JUN21] He'd heard of "mail order brides" but never a "mail order widow" and was curious about what it could mean.	75
As a child, nothing scared me more than the thought of going to Heaven.	75
[JUN21]Convincing our friends and family to attend a destination wedding on an obscure private island was difficult until we told them we'd pay for the travel costs.	71
Most of my life, I thought my childhood had been pretty normal. It wasn't until my late 30s, that I found out most kids didn't have a skull collection.	68
The first thing my mother told me when I moved in with her at 13, was that it was her task to make sure I grew up as "a proper, god fearing boy."	66
[OCT 21] When the old fortune teller in the carnival tent said my mother would die next week, I was furious.	56
"The only way to secure a night in the House of Dire Pleasure is to part with a finger or toe" the doorman said with malicious glee.	55
My plans for suicide seemed like something I'd never achieve, because I don't want my family to spend their lives thinking they should have reached out to me more.	53
Lenny was sure he'd paid the escort service for six girls, but when seven showed up, he wasn't complaining.	50
"Damn you are really good at holding your breath."	50