/u/GreggoryBasore's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[Jun21] After the passing of Amendment XXVIII to the US Constitution, enshrining corporate personhood into the highest legal realm possible, Disney and WB announced plans for a wedding.

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My mother disowned me and called me disgusting when I came out to her.

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[May21] When the police released a sketch of someone seen near the scene of the most recent "Mother May I Murderer" crime, we all agreed that it looked just like my older sister.

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[FEB22] When he told me he had a tiger in his basement I was skeptical.

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[MAY21] 7 Passengers boarded the SS Mother May I, that morning.

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[JUN22] Curiosity Con was off to a terrible start this year.

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When the Elmwood Slasher was caught, the knife hidden in his jacket matched half the wounds on each body.

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[APR22] If you think playing poker with the stakes being literal life or death is scary...

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[JUN21] The bride and grooms decided to be fun and quirky with the wedding by making it a costume party.

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My parents were firm believers in the philosophy of "Waste nothing, nothing at all."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[Jun21] After the passing of Amendment XXVIII to the US Constitution, enshrining corporate personhood into the highest legal realm possible, Disney and WB announced plans for a wedding.	32
My mother disowned me and called me disgusting when I came out to her.	30
[May21] When the police released a sketch of someone seen near the scene of the most recent "Mother May I Murderer" crime, we all agreed that it looked just like my older sister.	30
[FEB22] When he told me he had a tiger in his basement I was skeptical.	30
[MAY21] 7 Passengers boarded the SS Mother May I, that morning.	29
[JUN22] Curiosity Con was off to a terrible start this year.	29
When the Elmwood Slasher was caught, the knife hidden in his jacket matched half the wounds on each body.	29
[APR22] If you think playing poker with the stakes being literal life or death is scary...	29
[JUN21] The bride and grooms decided to be fun and quirky with the wedding by making it a costume party.	28
My parents were firm believers in the philosophy of "Waste nothing, nothing at all."	28