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When a fortune teller told me I would die soon, I laughed it off.

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I've heard it said that there are things so utterly alien, that your eyes cannot see them.

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"No matter how much I am tortured, You alien scum will never break me!"

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The mourners were sure the doctors' soul would go to heaven for the thousands of lives he saved with the medicine he created.

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The paperboy came on tuesday, but he noticed the paper was dated for the next day oddly.

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I pinched my arm as hard as I could and willed myself to wake up before that gruesome thing got to me.

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I've spent all my life wanting to leave this boring old town.

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When my house landed in the land of the munchkins, I was confident that I would be safe because nobody dies in Oz.

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The newlywed wife has a request for the staff.

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I was walking in my kitchen after the power went out when I started smelling onions.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When a fortune teller told me I would die soon, I laughed it off.	100
I've heard it said that there are things so utterly alien, that your eyes cannot see them.	78
"No matter how much I am tortured, You alien scum will never break me!"	43
The mourners were sure the doctors' soul would go to heaven for the thousands of lives he saved with the medicine he created.	41
The paperboy came on tuesday, but he noticed the paper was dated for the next day oddly.	20
I pinched my arm as hard as I could and willed myself to wake up before that gruesome thing got to me.	14
I've spent all my life wanting to leave this boring old town.	7
When my house landed in the land of the munchkins, I was confident that I would be safe because nobody dies in Oz.	6
The newlywed wife has a request for the staff.	2
I was walking in my kitchen after the power went out when I started smelling onions.	1