/u/GundeathThunder's posts
[WP] The neighborhood has always been full of furry, fuzzy people. There have been a handful of aliens that have visited from another world, huge with smooth skin and stringy fur called "hair." Now more have appeared. They speak of taxes, equity, utilities...and they want to buy your home.
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[WP] You discover an organization that, for the price of everything you own, finds the "best life" one of your alternate selves is living in the multiverse. Then they stealthily kill off the other version of you before you assume their identity.
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[WP] When your legion took the barbarian village for Rome months ago the locals claimed they needed to conduct an annual festival to appease their false god. You refused them. The villagers vanished last night into the woods. Now something impossibly large is approaching in the darkness.
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[WP] Your grandmother, a brilliant scientist, arrives at your front door. She says she's had enough with her kid and she thinks you'll do a better job raising them. She leaves in a flash of light and you're left looking down at your 8 year old parent.
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[WP] Automated alien mining vessels land on our Moon and throughout our solar system and begin strip mining them of anything of worth. They avoid only Earth and Europa while ignoring any attempt at communication.
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[WP] You finally did it. You managed to open the first fast food franchise on an alien world after years of negotiation. A whole new intelligent species to exploit with the best fried foods humanity has to offer. Unfortunately it has not gone well.
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[WP] When you discovered the alien eggs on the abandoned ship you thought you hit paydirt. They looked cool and could eat meat to survive. Then those darn inspectors came to your zoo claiming they were ancient bioengineered weapons that had destroyed entire civilizations.
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[WP] A new technology is revealed that allows instantaneous travel around the world. It works by replacing a version of you who is already at the desired location somewhere in the multiverse. It works for everyone...but you.
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[WP] Future humans are engineered to produce food through photosynthesis and no longer require solid food. As a result certain industries are dying out. You are the heir to a failing toilet paper company.
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