/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My recently paroled husband digs into the hearty meal I cooked for his homecoming.

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I was surprised by how fast my young son got the hang of swallowing medicine pills.

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Saving my appetite for my moonlit anniversary dinner in the park, I didn’t eat all day.

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We were told that the addition of platform screen doors would make the subway safer.

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The news says sugary drinks make kids hyper, but my placid toddlers love their grape juice.

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After being scolded by relatives for my bad table manners, I decided to enrol in finishing school.

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Every Sunday morning, I go outside and sit in the courtyard with the day’s newspaper.

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At recess, the class bullies are planning to spray the sweaty new kid with deodorant cans.

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It’s often said a child will never speak a second language as well as their mother tongue.

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My face goes numb at the sight of my marriage-obsessed girlfriend catching the bridal bouquet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My recently paroled husband digs into the hearty meal I cooked for his homecoming.	16
I was surprised by how fast my young son got the hang of swallowing medicine pills.	15
Saving my appetite for my moonlit anniversary dinner in the park, I didn’t eat all day.	15
We were told that the addition of platform screen doors would make the subway safer.	15
The news says sugary drinks make kids hyper, but my placid toddlers love their grape juice.	14
After being scolded by relatives for my bad table manners, I decided to enrol in finishing school.	14
Every Sunday morning, I go outside and sit in the courtyard with the day’s newspaper.	14
At recess, the class bullies are planning to spray the sweaty new kid with deodorant cans.	14
It’s often said a child will never speak a second language as well as their mother tongue.	14
My face goes numb at the sight of my marriage-obsessed girlfriend catching the bridal bouquet.	14