/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father bought me a brand new AirTag last Christmas.

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The stomach parasite giving me irresistible cravings for weeks has been flushed away at last.

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After much convincing, I finally got my uptight date to let loose out on the dancefloor.

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It was a night to remember as the stripper spun around the pole and the bachelor party hollered.

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"Relax, the forecast says it's only 50 degrees today" I reassured my tour group when our van broke down in the middle of nowhere.

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We drove to buy pink baby clothes after our newborn unexpectedly turned out to be a girl.

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Having never tried lobster before, I excitedly devour the whole serving in front of me.

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Today I spent ages cropping my thumbnail for my newest YouTube video.

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Bidders on the dark web are offering me billions to purchase the baby growing in my uterus.

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Through her divine touch, an angel miraculously cured my body of every last trace of cancer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My father bought me a brand new AirTag last Christmas.	20
The stomach parasite giving me irresistible cravings for weeks has been flushed away at last.	19
After much convincing, I finally got my uptight date to let loose out on the dancefloor.	19
It was a night to remember as the stripper spun around the pole and the bachelor party hollered.	18
"Relax, the forecast says it's only 50 degrees today" I reassured my tour group when our van broke down in the middle of nowhere.	17
We drove to buy pink baby clothes after our newborn unexpectedly turned out to be a girl.	17
Having never tried lobster before, I excitedly devour the whole serving in front of me.	17
Today I spent ages cropping my thumbnail for my newest YouTube video.	17
Bidders on the dark web are offering me billions to purchase the baby growing in my uterus.	16
Through her divine touch, an angel miraculously cured my body of every last trace of cancer.	16