/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We should have known better than to put all of our eggs in one basket.

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A lot of other expecting mothers say that they want to stay pregnant forever.

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While overseas, I receive terrible news that my best friend died 3 weeks ago in his sleep.

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I had to explain to my boyfriend that the flowers in our hotel room service are edible.

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I absolutely can’t stand gatekeeping; it’s elitist and unkind.

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Normalise people living their own lives and not adhering to the rigid expectations of society.

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Rummaging in my bag at the nightclub, I realise with distress that I’ve left my ID at home.

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They say dying with your eyes open is a blessing, as it signifies a quick and painless death.

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Remember—you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the person behind you.

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"Step on a crack, break your mother's back!" jeers the boy next to me as I tiptoe across the concrete.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We should have known better than to put all of our eggs in one basket.	22
A lot of other expecting mothers say that they want to stay pregnant forever.	22
While overseas, I receive terrible news that my best friend died 3 weeks ago in his sleep.	21
I had to explain to my boyfriend that the flowers in our hotel room service are edible.	21
I absolutely can’t stand gatekeeping; it’s elitist and unkind.	21
Normalise people living their own lives and not adhering to the rigid expectations of society.	21
Rummaging in my bag at the nightclub, I realise with distress that I’ve left my ID at home.	20
They say dying with your eyes open is a blessing, as it signifies a quick and painless death.	20
Remember—you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the person behind you.	20
"Step on a crack, break your mother's back!" jeers the boy next to me as I tiptoe across the concrete.	20