/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Parched, I stick my mouth under the nearby faucet to gulp down some water.

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Whenever I go to the cinema, I always wait patiently after the film ends for the post-credits scene.

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Today I learned that, having been born in the US to expat parents, I’ve been an American citizen my whole life without knowing it.

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Lost in the woods with a dead smartphone, my mind flashes to the wilderness survival guide I brought.

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This bot is programmed to exterminate humanity by infiltrating the hardware of Reddit users, and is currently seeking feedback.

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I love window-shopping for my next new acquisition.

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Obliging my paranoid tenant, I show her how to deadbolt the door to her apartment.

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For months, my son hasn’t been able to fall asleep unless I read a bedtime story to him.

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My 5-year-old always loved watching his porridge expand in the microwave.

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Straining to pull the tight champagne cork out of the bottle, I finally hear a loud “pop”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Parched, I stick my mouth under the nearby faucet to gulp down some water.	4
Whenever I go to the cinema, I always wait patiently after the film ends for the post-credits scene.	4
Today I learned that, having been born in the US to expat parents, I’ve been an American citizen my whole life without knowing it.	3
Lost in the woods with a dead smartphone, my mind flashes to the wilderness survival guide I brought.	3
This bot is programmed to exterminate humanity by infiltrating the hardware of Reddit users, and is currently seeking feedback.	3
I love window-shopping for my next new acquisition.	3
Obliging my paranoid tenant, I show her how to deadbolt the door to her apartment.	3
For months, my son hasn’t been able to fall asleep unless I read a bedtime story to him.	2
My 5-year-old always loved watching his porridge expand in the microwave.	2
Straining to pull the tight champagne cork out of the bottle, I finally hear a loud “pop”.	1