/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was excited when my crush invited me to Snapchat with her.

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Not wanting confrontation, I thought nothing of giving the man asking me out a fake number.

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“Make it make sense!” my wife shouted at me in frustration.

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No matter what I earn as a knife-thrower, my lazy talent agent always gets a 20% cut.

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Frustrated by my frozen bank account, I try inserting my PIN again.

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Mommy puts castor oil on her face that she grows in the garden and cold-presses herself.

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When I read of a terminally ill man searching for his lost cat, I set out to find and return it to him.

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The trick-or-treater in the realistic vampire costume thanks me for the candy I gave him.

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I adore 1950s culture—the fashion and tech of the golden age just gel with me.

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"Is anyone here a doctor?!" I screamed to the crowd of people surrounding the dying man.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was excited when my crush invited me to Snapchat with her.	7
Not wanting confrontation, I thought nothing of giving the man asking me out a fake number.	7
“Make it make sense!” my wife shouted at me in frustration.	7
No matter what I earn as a knife-thrower, my lazy talent agent always gets a 20% cut.	6
Frustrated by my frozen bank account, I try inserting my PIN again.	6
Mommy puts castor oil on her face that she grows in the garden and cold-presses herself.	6
When I read of a terminally ill man searching for his lost cat, I set out to find and return it to him.	6
The trick-or-treater in the realistic vampire costume thanks me for the candy I gave him.	6
I adore 1950s culture—the fashion and tech of the golden age just gel with me.	6
"Is anyone here a doctor?!" I screamed to the crowd of people surrounding the dying man.	4