/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Another one of my favourite Internet conspiracy theorists made a chilling deep dive today.

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"The early bird catches the worm!" my butcher greets me as I arrive at the deserted, still-dark marketplace.

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The flood waters pouring into my room only rise to my neck, leaving my head above water.

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Craving something sweet, I tip my head back and pour a box of Tic Tacs into my mouth.

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"It's illegal to have the interior light on in a moving car, turn it off!" was what my parents always told me as a kid.

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As the guillotine blade is brought down on my neck, I pray for a quick and painless decapitation.

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"A stitch in time saves nine" I explained with a jovial smile…

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I was going to buy myself a shiny, embossed tie with next month’s paycheck.

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Having gone on a few dates, I decided it was finally time to hard launch my new boyfriend.

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I saw the girl I’ve been dating without makeup on for the first time today.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Another one of my favourite Internet conspiracy theorists made a chilling deep dive today.	9
"The early bird catches the worm!" my butcher greets me as I arrive at the deserted, still-dark marketplace.	9
The flood waters pouring into my room only rise to my neck, leaving my head above water.	9
Craving something sweet, I tip my head back and pour a box of Tic Tacs into my mouth.	9
"It's illegal to have the interior light on in a moving car, turn it off!" was what my parents always told me as a kid.	9
As the guillotine blade is brought down on my neck, I pray for a quick and painless decapitation.	9
"A stitch in time saves nine" I explained with a jovial smile…	8
I was going to buy myself a shiny, embossed tie with next month’s paycheck.	8
Having gone on a few dates, I decided it was finally time to hard launch my new boyfriend.	8
I saw the girl I’ve been dating without makeup on for the first time today.	7