/u/GuyAwks's posts

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Every week, I prank my insectophobic girlfriend with a new creepy crawly in our apartment.

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“You can all have your Walkmans back at the end of the lesson” drones our substitute teacher after confiscating our electronics.

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Still madly in love with my ex, I’ve spent all of today leaving him heartfelt voicemail messages.

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My mentally challenged brother loves finger-painting, so I let him decorate a bunch of my stuff.

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Following my chemotherapy sessions, I always give my waiting husband a passionate kiss.

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Overcome by despair, she contemplated being killed quickly by bulls or slowly by rats.

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Our casting agency believes in only hiring disabled actors for disabled roles in movies.

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My best friend ignored me when I texted him that I’d fallen into a deep depression.

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“Congratulations, you are our 5th caller and the winner!” the perky voice declares as I hyperventilate into the phone.

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Overwhelmed with depression, I decide to end my life in the middle of my shift.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every week, I prank my insectophobic girlfriend with a new creepy crawly in our apartment.	16471	TwoSentenceHorror
“You can all have your Walkmans back at the end of the lesson” drones our substitute teacher after confiscating our electronics.	10269	TwoSentenceHorror
Still madly in love with my ex, I’ve spent all of today leaving him heartfelt voicemail messages.	10254	TwoSentenceHorror
My mentally challenged brother loves finger-painting, so I let him decorate a bunch of my stuff.	9416	TwoSentenceHorror
Following my chemotherapy sessions, I always give my waiting husband a passionate kiss.	8165	TwoSentenceHorror
Overcome by despair, she contemplated being killed quickly by bulls or slowly by rats.	7335	TwoSentenceHorror
Our casting agency believes in only hiring disabled actors for disabled roles in movies.	7137	TwoSentenceHorror
My best friend ignored me when I texted him that I’d fallen into a deep depression.	6694	TwoSentenceHorror
“Congratulations, you are our 5th caller and the winner!” the perky voice declares as I hyperventilate into the phone.	6454	TwoSentenceHorror
Overwhelmed with depression, I decide to end my life in the middle of my shift.	5767	TwoSentenceHorror