/u/GymnoJake's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Ah, my beard's finally starting to grow back."

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At first, I thought the lumps on my skin was just a build-up of fluid from some nerve damage

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When we were young, me and my friends played hide and seek, now there's just one person left

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"Now, lets see about closing up that wound shall we?" said the doctor as he peered closer at my abdomen

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"Do you have the dental report back from the victim?"

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"There are quite a few bugs out" I remarked as I walked through my back yard

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As I was prepping for today's open heart surgery, I realised that the hospital had ran out of tools to move the ribs

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Man, getting kicked in the balls really hurts

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I was walking to the Mars base to fix my communicator when i realised something

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"The execution will now be decided upon by majority vote."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Ah, my beard's finally starting to grow back."	45
At first, I thought the lumps on my skin was just a build-up of fluid from some nerve damage	37
When we were young, me and my friends played hide and seek, now there's just one person left	35
"Now, lets see about closing up that wound shall we?" said the doctor as he peered closer at my abdomen	32
"Do you have the dental report back from the victim?"	30
"There are quite a few bugs out" I remarked as I walked through my back yard	25
As I was prepping for today's open heart surgery, I realised that the hospital had ran out of tools to move the ribs	25
Man, getting kicked in the balls really hurts	23
I was walking to the Mars base to fix my communicator when i realised something	22
"The execution will now be decided upon by majority vote."	22