/u/GymnoJake's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I need to deliver this pizza in 20 minutes, or I have to give it to them for free.

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My whole body was filled with relief and joy when the police told me they found my daughter.

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I didn't think there was anything worse than being held captive for 3 years, constantly beaten and used.

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As i stared at the blank walls of my cell, i wondered how many weeks it had been since i was kidnapped.

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I must have been bitten by a spider in the night, because there is this massive lump on my hand

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"Have fun out there"

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I was very confused and a little annoyed when I couldn't find the toaster

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I smiled with joy as I cut the meat off the bone with my steak knife

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I held back tears as I opened the cremation jar and took in the beautiful view from the top of the skyscraper.

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I felt a pull on my leg, so i turned around to see what it was

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I need to deliver this pizza in 20 minutes, or I have to give it to them for free.	7066
My whole body was filled with relief and joy when the police told me they found my daughter.	965
I didn't think there was anything worse than being held captive for 3 years, constantly beaten and used.	950
As i stared at the blank walls of my cell, i wondered how many weeks it had been since i was kidnapped.	282
I must have been bitten by a spider in the night, because there is this massive lump on my hand	123
"Have fun out there"	68
I was very confused and a little annoyed when I couldn't find the toaster	55
I smiled with joy as I cut the meat off the bone with my steak knife	52
I held back tears as I opened the cremation jar and took in the beautiful view from the top of the skyscraper.	51
I felt a pull on my leg, so i turned around to see what it was	49