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I was very confused and a little annoyed when I couldn't find the toaster

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[WP] You are the worlds best hitman, renowned for your ability to get close to anyone. One day, a name appears on your phone, with the bounty tagged at over $50 million. The name is Kevin McCallister.

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I smiled with joy as I cut the meat off the bone with my steak knife

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[WP] In a world where being poor is illegal, everyone is constantly in a fight to get as much money as possible. But you found a way around it. They never actually defined the term "wealth" in the statute.

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I held back tears as I opened the cremation jar and took in the beautiful view from the top of the skyscraper.

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I felt a pull on my leg, so i turned around to see what it was

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[WP] You finish making a time machine that takes you to any time you tell it. You climb in and say "Take me to when humans are most advanced." You feel the machine shake and you look at the time clock. Destination: 100,000 B.C.

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"Ah, my beard's finally starting to grow back."

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[WP] "Have fun ruling Hell!" the devil said sarcastically. He thought he had tricked you into giving him an early retirement. He actually gave you everything you ever wanted.

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[WP] A familiar name popped up on Daniel's phone. "I have another job for you." "Very well, you know my price. Who's the target?" "No target. I need you to play with my son." "What?" "3AM tomorrow. Lego's provided."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was very confused and a little annoyed when I couldn't find the toaster	55	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You are the worlds best hitman, renowned for your ability to get close to anyone. One day, a name appears on your phone, with the bounty tagged at over $50 million. The name is Kevin McCallister.	53	WritingPrompts
I smiled with joy as I cut the meat off the bone with my steak knife	52	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] In a world where being poor is illegal, everyone is constantly in a fight to get as much money as possible. But you found a way around it. They never actually defined the term "wealth" in the statute.	51	WritingPrompts
I held back tears as I opened the cremation jar and took in the beautiful view from the top of the skyscraper.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
I felt a pull on my leg, so i turned around to see what it was	49	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You finish making a time machine that takes you to any time you tell it. You climb in and say "Take me to when humans are most advanced." You feel the machine shake and you look at the time clock. Destination: 100,000 B.C.	46	WritingPrompts
"Ah, my beard's finally starting to grow back."	45	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "Have fun ruling Hell!" the devil said sarcastically. He thought he had tricked you into giving him an early retirement. He actually gave you everything you ever wanted.	41	WritingPrompts
[WP] A familiar name popped up on Daniel's phone. "I have another job for you." "Very well, you know my price. Who's the target?" "No target. I need you to play with my son." "What?" "3AM tomorrow. Lego's provided."	41	WritingPrompts