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As I was prepping for today's open heart surgery, I realised that the hospital had ran out of tools to move the ribs
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[WP] You are an immortal being. You have worked almost every job an immortal can, but they all get boring after a while. However, you have been working at your current job for a while and it seems to be maintaining its level of fun: Crash test dummy.
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[WP] You are walking down the street one day when you are suddenly teleported into a completely white room. There are other people too but they all start telling you to not move a muscle. Then you hear the Wii music start to play.
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[WP] You are in a horror movie. Some men are inside your house, sneaking around, looking to kidnap you. So, you do what anyone would. You go over to your safe and pull out your Glock 19.
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[WP] You are a demon who enjoys haunting and toturing people in their homes. One day, a couple is about to offer their three year old son in ritual sacrifice to appease you. It is one of the most disgusting acts of horrible parenting you have ever seen, and you decide to do something about it.
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