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"Rudolph?" I asked hesitantly.

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I insisted we keep having children until I got a son.

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The kraken eats whales, the whales eat octopuses, the octopuses eat sharks, the sharks eat big fish, the big fish eat little fish...

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The crew wondered why it was so hard to dredge the car from the river.

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I met a Flat Earther today

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I sold my soul to the devil, so he would make me famous.

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My son has been complaining about a sore arm, but the doctor couldn't find anything wrong with it.

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I knew it wasn't meant to be as soon as she kissed me.

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My arm got caught in the vending machine.

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Every night, my twin sister begs me to get her out of the basement.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Rudolph?" I asked hesitantly.	9
I insisted we keep having children until I got a son.	9
The kraken eats whales, the whales eat octopuses, the octopuses eat sharks, the sharks eat big fish, the big fish eat little fish...	9
The crew wondered why it was so hard to dredge the car from the river.	9
I met a Flat Earther today	8
I sold my soul to the devil, so he would make me famous.	8
My son has been complaining about a sore arm, but the doctor couldn't find anything wrong with it.	8
I knew it wasn't meant to be as soon as she kissed me.	8
My arm got caught in the vending machine.	8
Every night, my twin sister begs me to get her out of the basement.	8