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Both the women I've been seeing have mysteriously disappeared.

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I've just discovered that I'm not the last man on Earth, and there's been a town near me all this time.

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I can't stop yawning

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"Why don't you just kill me?" I asked him.

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"I think I have a gambling problem,"

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Driving to pick my son up from school, I suddenly had a total brain freeze.

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My grandfather is 92 and can't walk, see or hear, but he is my personal hero, who has sacrificed so much to give me a better life.

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"Rest in peace your inbox," said the muffled voice above me.

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There's only one type of person allowed to breed with my daughter, so my family tree isn't polluted with sub-human trash.

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Police shot dead the evil coward who set a priest on fire.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Both the women I've been seeing have mysteriously disappeared.	152
I've just discovered that I'm not the last man on Earth, and there's been a town near me all this time.	133
I can't stop yawning	108
"Why don't you just kill me?" I asked him.	95
"I think I have a gambling problem,"	85
Driving to pick my son up from school, I suddenly had a total brain freeze.	81
My grandfather is 92 and can't walk, see or hear, but he is my personal hero, who has sacrificed so much to give me a better life.	78
"Rest in peace your inbox," said the muffled voice above me.	77
There's only one type of person allowed to breed with my daughter, so my family tree isn't polluted with sub-human trash.	76
Police shot dead the evil coward who set a priest on fire.	74