/u/H2Oceanic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'm so terribly sad and lonely and if you leave tonight I'm going to have to hurt myself."

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My Dad came into my room, looked around and then left.

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We got creeped out by the ouija board, so we started playing battleship instead.

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I woke up to the sound of my teeth chattering.

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I climbed into bed and pushed my cold feet against my girlfriend to warm them up.

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The worst thing about listening to your neighbours have sex

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I released the handbrake and watched as my car with the stupid faulty tail light rolled into the lake.

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After 4 months of brutal drought, I finally got some relief

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"I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me," said Jesus.

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My new year's resolution is to stop killing people.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm so terribly sad and lonely and if you leave tonight I'm going to have to hurt myself."	33
My Dad came into my room, looked around and then left.	33
We got creeped out by the ouija board, so we started playing battleship instead.	32
I woke up to the sound of my teeth chattering.	31
I climbed into bed and pushed my cold feet against my girlfriend to warm them up.	30
The worst thing about listening to your neighbours have sex	29
I released the handbrake and watched as my car with the stupid faulty tail light rolled into the lake.	29
After 4 months of brutal drought, I finally got some relief	29
"I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me," said Jesus.	29
My new year's resolution is to stop killing people.	28