/u/H2Oceanic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My new year's resolution is to stop killing people.

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"I can't wait to get home and see my boyfriend!"

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I desperately tried to reach the mangled body.

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They couldn't identify my wife's body

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Working reception at a seedy motel in Oklahoma City, I'm used to smartasses checking in under fake names like 'Miley Cyrus' or 'Dirk Diggler' - but this one guy concerned me.

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"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare," I nervously said to the stranger on the street, "it's just that you look exactly like this really creepy guy who used to stalk me."

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My child is rude, nasty, ungrateful and is constantly laughing at me.

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My Dad has always had a terrible poker face.

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"Daddy, are the headlights broken?" asked my daughter.

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The first sentence was wonderfully creepy and intriguing...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new year's resolution is to stop killing people.	28
"I can't wait to get home and see my boyfriend!"	27
I desperately tried to reach the mangled body.	27
They couldn't identify my wife's body	26
Working reception at a seedy motel in Oklahoma City, I'm used to smartasses checking in under fake names like 'Miley Cyrus' or 'Dirk Diggler' - but this one guy concerned me.	25
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare," I nervously said to the stranger on the street, "it's just that you look exactly like this really creepy guy who used to stalk me."	25
My child is rude, nasty, ungrateful and is constantly laughing at me.	23
My Dad has always had a terrible poker face.	23
"Daddy, are the headlights broken?" asked my daughter.	22
The first sentence was wonderfully creepy and intriguing...	22