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Jimmy cracked open his bedroom door, saw the tentacles inside and readied his shotgun.

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With his last remaining strength, he wrote 'this place is evil,' on the wall with his own blood.

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I approached the metal detector nervously.

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After I rubbed the lamp, I immediately asked the genie for an infinite number of wishes - no exceptions!

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After I died, I discovered that the afterlife was very similar to real life.

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My wife doesn't want me choking her during sex and I respect her wishes.

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I absolutely cannot start the day without a stiff drink.

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I found a way to reduce my business's gas bill by 76%!

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Tornados are devastating and a pain in the ass

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I made my husband his favourite rhubarb pie every day until he died.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jimmy cracked open his bedroom door, saw the tentacles inside and readied his shotgun.	22
With his last remaining strength, he wrote 'this place is evil,' on the wall with his own blood.	21
I approached the metal detector nervously.	21
After I rubbed the lamp, I immediately asked the genie for an infinite number of wishes - no exceptions!	20
After I died, I discovered that the afterlife was very similar to real life.	19
My wife doesn't want me choking her during sex and I respect her wishes.	19
I absolutely cannot start the day without a stiff drink.	19
I found a way to reduce my business's gas bill by 76%!	17
Tornados are devastating and a pain in the ass	17
I made my husband his favourite rhubarb pie every day until he died.	16