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[WP] After a normal day at work, you step out of your car and unceremoniously look down the street towards the crowd of neighbors with phones pointed down the street. You walk closer for a view and....it's an enderman....
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I have heard that getting pregnant is very hard for humans. 1- Has it always been this way? 2- Is it just hard for humans? Or do most species have difficulty? NSFW
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[WP] "We know everything: Your offshore accounts, your holding facilities, your personal army." "And what do you plan on doing then?" "Oh, well we have strict orders to not do anything unless provoked. But...try explaining it all to her." "....Papa? Wha-....what is all this?....I'm scared...."
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[WP] "Our lives are short. It makes us contemplate ourselves and our surroundings much faster than your species. We will go through 20 lifetimes in your single one. We will get attached fast, and lose even faster. Signed, ______." [¬Г°ГμГ`¿] *Translation* "Terrifying..."
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"Your mission is to go back 5 days and prevent the incident from happening." "Ugh...I'm really getting sick of time travel."
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[WP] "I know you want to help us, but you need to go through the proper channels." "Ok FINE. Where do I deposit my soul?"
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